Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink