How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...