Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...