Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...