Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...