You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...