The Perfect Day
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Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...