Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...