Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...