Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...