Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
I didn’t get any money this time
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