What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...