Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...