Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...