The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....