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Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...