The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...