Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...