Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...