Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!