Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...