A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
New officer efficiency
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The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...