A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes