What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...