So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...