Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...