Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Newest ATM machines
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Gift for a birthday
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It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...