In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...