Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Mom would never say
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A very interesting fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...