Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.