Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...