What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...