Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...