What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...