The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...