A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...