3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....