A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...