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One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
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A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
English to Chinese Translation!
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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
I’ll tell them slowly
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Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...