Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...