What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...