R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...