Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...