Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.