Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...