Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...