How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.