Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...