Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...