Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...