Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...