Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...