GRAVITY KILLS
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Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...