English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...