Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...