Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...