Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....