Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.