Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...